Fake Horoscopes 3/11

Amy Deyerle-Smith
Dylan Eli
Josh Salzberg
Treat Shepardson

Aries
March 21-April 19
Tank-top.

Taurus
April 20-May 20
Fluid.

Gemini
May 21-June 20
Forgiveness.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Plaid.

Leo
July 23 – August 22
Grunge

Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Cashew.

Libra
September 23 – October 22
Muster.

Scorpio
Oct 23- Nov 21
Defenestrate.

Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
The.

Capricorn
Dec 22- Jan 19
Airplane.

Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
Serendipity.

Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
damn you pisces. you rat bastard, pisces. I’ll never forgive you. you scumbag.

 

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