Residents of Greenwich will likely see some changes in the upcoming weeks: large groups of workers on the job, and a sweet aroma in the air. Possibly groups of witches looking to make a real estate investment.
“We are finally, finally glazing the Greenwich donuts,” said our source in FizzPlant. “It was always going to happen, but we finally have the time and the money: because what is a doughnut without glaze?”
We assumed that the question was rhetorical, but they continued. “A bagel, that’s what it is. And who wants to live in the Greenwich bagels?”
Questions about how the glaze will hold up under the elements went unanswered.
image by Jesse Ditkoff