Early last week, it came to our attention that there was a shopping cart on the roof of the Merrill Living Room. We don’t know why it was there. A correspondent, who witnessed the cart, stated to the Howler: “I was with someone else and we were both shocked by it, but no one else seemed to notice it. I was looking up.” Since the cart’s initial appearance, it has become a familiar sight for first years and others who frequent the Merrill quad. We confirmed that people passing by the Merrill Living Room were able to see the cart. The cart’s provenance remains a mystery; neither the Dean of Students office nor Facilities and Grounds knew about it. Custodial Services has yet to return our phone call. One passerby speculated that I did it.