Category Humor

Student Life Staff Throws in on Keg Hunt!

Dylan Eli Adam Blaustein Rejto This past Sunday, on Easter Keg Hunt (the Howler’s favorite holiday) you may have stumbled past the Student Life staff huddled around a barrel of Not Your Dad’s Root Beer. Their original theme for the keg was 21+. Appropriately-aged students showed Byron their photo IDs (out-of-staters had to show an […]

Hampshire Joins New Consortium

Dylan Eli In light of recent events at Amherst College and UMASS, Hampshire’s Board of Trustees has voted to withdraw from the five (now four) College Consortium in order to join a gang with a little more style. This means that the new University of California at Hampshire College will open its doors this upcoming […]

Hampshire Lets Loose on Free Bowling Night

Dylan Eli   Last Thursday, while students were being turned away at the door, the CLA staff was caught relaxing with free bowling and pizza at Spare Time in Northampton. A Howler contributor stopped by as Gretchen Labonte brought over a pitcher of PBR for their table.“We never get a chance to hang out as […]

You Are Sarcastically Invited To The Next Knowledge And Wellness Commons Forum

    Come to ASH 112 this Friday, March 25 (that’s today, unless you are looking at our website before or after this week’s paper comes out, in which case bully for you, champ!!) at 11:30 to “participate” in the next “community update meeting” for Hampshire’s Knowledge and Wellness Commons. If you haven’t been keeping […]

Deens goes to Thailand!

In which your favorite investigative journalist and intrepid traveler, Adina Fradkov,  ventures abroad to bring back something that we’ve all grown strangely entitled to.   The first half of this semester was difficult for all of us. J-Lash broke his back, I decided to take a math class, and the Bridge sushi was terrible. Suddenly, […]

Fake Horoscopes 3/11

Amy Deyerle-Smith Dylan Eli Josh Salzberg Treat Shepardson Aries March 21-April 19 Tank-top. Taurus April 20-May 20 Fluid. Gemini May 21-June 20 Forgiveness. Cancer June 21 – July 22 Plaid. Leo July 23 – August 22 Grunge Virgo August 23 – September 22 Cashew. Libra September 23 – October 22 Muster. Scorpio Oct 23- Nov […]

Today Lynn Miller Said

On New Year’s Eve 1999, Lynn Miller said “Bring it on, Y2K!”

Fake Horoscopes 3/2

Jesse Moon Kenzo Armstrong Content Warning: Death Aries Mar 21- Apr 19 Feel like you’re scared of getting old this week? Remember, menopause is actually sexy…… and the kiss of the devil will soothe your cold flashes.   Taurus Apr 20- May 20 Keep seeing that cutie with the thick legs and acne at the […]

In 2010 Lynn Miller said

“You’re a quantum thinker, PBR drinker….underage? You’re the Centrum Gallery, you’re Mark Spiro’s salary, you’re the rage.”

Tim’s Late News

Tim’s Late News “This Tim(e) It’s different” I got a letter from my friend last week. The letter came in a tiny envelope that was sealed with a strip of scotch tape. Inside was a single notebook page with the date February 2016 and a couple sentences written in blue cursive script. My friend mainly […]